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Marcel Proust.

Marcel Proust

"Look alive, Proust, you're next."

Andre Gide.

Paul Valery.

Voltaire.

"I'm sorry to bother you, but by any chance do you happen to have a copy of Baudelaire's Les Fleurs du Mal on your person?"

Raymond Queneau

Guillaume Apollinaire

The Vineyard

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Honoré de Balzac

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

'You can just forget about the cake.'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Audio Books

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

French wine

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Atomic Bear: Part 14

French Early Bird

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Marcel Proust

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

"Here’s a book with a pretty peacock on the cover. Let’s try this Flannery O’Connor story before bed."

French Army knife

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

Charles Baudelaire

Eugene Ionesco

"A votre sante!"

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

Eugene Delacroix