French Literature Pillows

Marcel Proust.

Marcel Proust

"Look alive, Proust, you're next."

Andre Gide.

Paul Valery.

Voltaire.

Guillaume Apollinaire

The Vineyard

Fabrique en Francais (Made in France).

Honoré de Balzac

"Like I could date a guy from Notre Dame."

Jean-Paul Sartre

'You can just forget about the cake.'

'Plastic corks, then screw caps; when they come out with a flip-n-sip Chateau Petrus I'm hanging up my tastevin.'

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Audio Books

French wine

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

French Early Bird

"Ask the gumshoe. He'll tell ya the saucer was empty when I got there. Go on, gimme a purr detector test. I got all night."

'I, Dom Perignon, will now uncork the very first bottle of Champagne. Of course, I'm just guessing this is the right way to do it.'

Eugene Ionesco

'Apparently, my wine-tasting computer liked the '86 Haut Brion a bit too much - it didn't leave any for us.'

Charles Baudelaire

French Army knife

"A votre sante!"

"Here’s a book with a pretty peacock on the cover. Let’s try this Flannery O’Connor story before bed."

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

Mr. Frite Head

"Marie Antoinette? This is she."

Charles Baudelaire.

Honore de Balzac

François Guizot