Franken-fan Gifts

"Just where do you think you're going? You don't have the brains to graduate!"

'Why don't we leave now and beat the crowd?'

Mary Shelley

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

Our visit to the flan factory.

European currency on the edge.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Soldier armed with a pen.

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Economy - USA.

Give quiche a chance!

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

What do you suggest we do about this?

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

Tonight: Town Hall Meeting. With free speech, sometimes I think that you get what you pay for!

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

Back in 5 minutes!

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

"Our initial public offering, .... The public has gotten wind of it!"

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

'You go without me. I'm feeling a little down today.'

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

Thank God It's Friday.

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

'And this just in from the stock market... buy, sell, buy, sell, buy, sell, buy!'

'Stocks rose on news that '90% of success is just being there.''

The Cashless Society is Here