Franken-fanatic Gifts

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

Bowled over again!

'He likes to power nap.'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Friday

"No way. Lando, my friend. Lando." "There's no way Lando Calrissian was a better betrayer than Alex Krycek." "Ask any passerby on the street. 9 out of 10 of them won't even know who Alex Krycek is." "That's utter foolishness. Everyone knows Alex Krycek. He was basically the X-Files' anti-Mulder. He could out-weasel Billy D. Williams any day." "Stop!" "When men start arguing over which fictional character was a better betrayer, they have officially run out of things to talk about." "That Kr

Our visit to the flan factory.

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Currently Boston

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'Head down...eye on the ball...'

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

"Liife! Give my conversation Liife!"

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

Cat Frankenstein

'I've got this splitting headache.'

The Frankenstein snowman.

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'

'Apparently your DNA is composed of battery acids instead of nucleic acids.'

Frankenstein egg.

"You're incredibly tight."

The Bride of Finkelstein!

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

"You know I hate birthdays!"