Frankfurter Fanatic Gifts

Hot Dog

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Cimafunk

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

Back in 5 minutes!

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Cat Frankenstein

Signing the declaration of independence.

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

Frankenstein egg.

Made with 100% recycled material.

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

'How many times have I told you to put the strainer in the sink when you're brain washing?'

"It was very generous of you, by the way."

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

Super-ego Surveillance

Psychologist Birthdays

"You see? That noise you heard was just the man-monster Daddy cobbled together using stolen cadaver parts."

Wish You Were Beer

'My head's in the shop, this is just a loaner.'

'I'll accept that excuse for now, but you need to have a brain by Monday.'

Is your monster coming to the party, Doctor Frankenstein? I don't know. Part of him wants to and part of him doesn't.

"Here's your problem, right here. Your major organs are all cheap Chinese knock-offs."

"The thing is Doc, is that I just don't know who I was anymore..."

Prince, another that knocks Heaven's Doors

'You were clinically dead for over a week. Gave us all quite a little scare.'