Frankfurter Fanatic Pillows

Hot Dog

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

Back in 5 minutes!

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

Cat Frankenstein

"When will I be old enough to have an inner child?"

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

Frankenstein egg.

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

Made with 100% recycled material.

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

'How many times have I told you to put the strainer in the sink when you're brain washing?'

Super-ego Surveillance

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

"You see? That noise you heard was just the man-monster Daddy cobbled together using stolen cadaver parts."

'I'll accept that excuse for now, but you need to have a brain by Monday.'

Wish You Were Beer

'My head's in the shop, this is just a loaner.'

"The thing is Doc, is that I just don't know who I was anymore..."

'You were clinically dead for over a week. Gave us all quite a little scare.'

'Can I help it if I was given TWO left feet?'