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'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'He likes to power nap.'

German Expressionist Breakfast

Turkish Democracy

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

"Where can I find the lefts?"

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

"Liife! Give my conversation Liife!"

'I've got this splitting headache.'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

The Frankenstein snowman.

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'

'Apparently your DNA is composed of battery acids instead of nucleic acids.'

"You know I hate birthdays!"

"Hmmm...it doesn't have the same gravitas..."

The Tooth Ferret

"You're incredibly tight."

The Bride of Finkelstein!

'And this is scraps.'

Frankenstein's monster picking out his brain for the day.

'We were made for each other.'

"I've sewn on 2 right hands, and have made you ambidextrous!"

Frankenfish

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

'Giving you eternal life was a hard enough problem! Don't expect me to know how to save enough for it, too!'

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'