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'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

'He likes to power nap.'

German Expressionist Breakfast

Turkish Democracy

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

A Little Extra

'Head down...eye on the ball...'

The Frankenstein snowman.

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

"Liife! Give my conversation Liife!"

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

'I've got this splitting headache.'

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'

"You know I hate birthdays!"

'Apparently your DNA is composed of battery acids instead of nucleic acids.'

"You're incredibly tight."

"Hmmm...it doesn't have the same gravitas..."

'And this is scraps.'

The Tooth Ferret

The Bride of Finkelstein!

"I've sewn on 2 right hands, and have made you ambidextrous!"

'We were made for each other.'

Frankenstein's monster picking out his brain for the day.

Frankenfish

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'