Frankenfood Fan Gifts

Genetically Modified Sweetcorn

Freshest ice cream in town!

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

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OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

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Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

"Just where do you think you're going? You don't have the brains to graduate!"

Placier.

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

"You got the chip shop gig, then?"

Why Shirley hates to eat genetic modified Broccoli.

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

The Food of Shame.

'I said French Fries.'

"I'm moving to France to not get fat."

North woman sells frozen vegetables.

Boiling Oil.

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

Pop up hell

Fish Fries