Frankenfood Aficionado Gifts

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

Kentucky Fried Horse

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

'We were made for each other.'

Frankenfish

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

Roadkill Restaurant

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

"Oh sure, some random monster runs amok through the village, and the first person you pull in for questioning is my client!"

"Just where do you think you're going? You don't have the brains to graduate!"

Placier.

Why Shirley hates to eat genetic modified Broccoli.

Baggage Reclaim

Frankenstein makes Pinocchio

Hoax Ethnic Food

'I've been recalled. Do I have any legal recourse?'

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

"The staff of this hospital would like to assure you, Mrs. Smith, that the brain of Mr. Smith ending up in Frankenstein's monster was entirely unintentional."

Served "giant claw" style.

Real Fast Food.

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

'I said French Fries.'

"I'm moving to France to not get fat."

'My mad scientist doesn't understand me!'

Frankenstein's Monster Auto Mechanic

"Everything points to your having a mid-death crisis."

Frankenstein D.I.Y.