Frankenfood Aficionado Pillows

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

Kentucky Fried Horse

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

'We were made for each other.'

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

Frankenfish

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

Roadkill Restaurant

Octopi a la mode.

"Oh sure, some random monster runs amok through the village, and the first person you pull in for questioning is my client!"

"Just where do you think you're going? You don't have the brains to graduate!"

Placier.

Served "giant claw" style.

Why Shirley hates to eat genetic modified Broccoli.

Baggage Reclaim

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

"The staff of this hospital would like to assure you, Mrs. Smith, that the brain of Mr. Smith ending up in Frankenstein's monster was entirely unintentional."

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

Frankenstein makes Pinocchio

Real Fast Food.

'I've been recalled. Do I have any legal recourse?'

Hoax Ethnic Food

'I said French Fries.'

"I'm moving to France to not get fat."

'My mad scientist doesn't understand me!'

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

"Everything points to your having a mid-death crisis."

Frankenstein's Monster Auto Mechanic