Frakenfood Fanatics Pillows

"You told me to grow GM crops, you deal with it!"

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

This Year's Spa

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

Frankenfish

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

"Should we try that new place in the corner?"

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

Repletion.

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

...the onion rings

Waiting staff

Placier.

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

All You Can Eat

"Just where do you think you're going? You don't have the brains to graduate!"

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

Why Shirley hates to eat genetic modified Broccoli.

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

Deli Special - 2 bean salad: 'We ran out of red beans.'

'How many Breadsticks have you eaten?'