Frakenfood Fanatics Mugs

"You told me to grow GM crops, you deal with it!"

Careful, the plate's probably still hot.

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

This Year's Spa

'Shall we turn the extractor fan down a bit...?'

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

Acme Foods. Research and Development. Then it's an "no" on the Mexican Jumping Bean Dip?

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

Frankenfish

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

"Should we try that new place in the corner?"

Repletion.

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

...the onion rings

Waiting staff

'No fair, man. How come you get a dessert fork?'

"Just where do you think you're going? You don't have the brains to graduate!"

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

All You Can Eat

Placier.

'Wrong fork. Good Lord, man, don't you have any table manners?'

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

Deli Special - 2 bean salad: 'We ran out of red beans.'

'How many Breadsticks have you eaten?'

Why Shirley hates to eat genetic modified Broccoli.

"Actually, I will have fries with that."