Frankenfish Fan Mugs

Frankenfish

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Love at First Sight

'He likes to power nap.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

I told you we were late!

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

Back in 5 minutes!

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Civilized Salmon

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

'Head down...eye on the ball...'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'