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"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Love at First Sight

'He likes to power nap.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

Fish with a human in a bowl.

'No, they're not my children. They gave me these for doing a good job at work.'

man fishing at a dock sees a billboard: Do You Know It's Anniversary

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

Civilized Salmon

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

Back in 5 minutes!

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

"Where can I find the lefts?"

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'You wanted to go on a romantic outing. You're on a romantic outing.'

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'