Franken-fan T-Shirts

"Just where do you think you're going? You don't have the brains to graduate!"

'Why don't we leave now and beat the crowd?'

Mary Shelley

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"I made money the old fashioned way. I inherited it."

European currency on the edge.

Our visit to the flan factory.

Soldier armed with a pen.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

Economy - USA.

Give quiche a chance!

What do you suggest we do about this?

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Man pushing Euro sign up a hill.

Back in 5 minutes!

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

'I enjoy the old-fashioned pleasures - a walk on the beach, plain food and piles of cash.'

"You're right -- this town is big enough for the both of us."

"Our initial public offering, .... The public has gotten wind of it!"

'Of course I'm squirreling away money!'

'We've gone to profit-sharing. But it's with the IRS.'

'You go without me. I'm feeling a little down today.'

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides stimulated hand-holding when the market is down.'

Thank God It's Friday.

Piggy Bank Coin I.V.

'Stocks rose on news that '90% of success is just being there.''

'And this just in from the stock market... buy, sell, buy, sell, buy, sell, buy!'

Circa 1490: The area we now know as Wall Street.

"Good news on Wall Street today"

'How do you expect the Government to bail you out of your financial crisis if you don't pay your taxes?'