Frankenfood Fan Mugs

Genetically Modified Sweetcorn

Freshest ice cream in town!

"I cook the sausages in French mineral water, I wear a French beret and I can call you 'Monsieur'."

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

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Local food for local consumption

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

Ordering Food At A French Restaurant.

Frankenfish

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

Placier.

"Just where do you think you're going? You don't have the brains to graduate!"

'Are you still eating your breakfast? I want to lay the table for lunch.'

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

Why Shirley hates to eat genetic modified Broccoli.

The Food of Shame.

'I said French Fries.'

"I'm moving to France to not get fat."

Boiling Oil.

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

North woman sells frozen vegetables.

Pop up hell

Fish Fries

"Banana! Banana! My energy break!"