Frankenstein Fanatic Pillows

'At last Igor finds a body with the appropriate consent form.'

'You were clinically dead for over a week. Gave us all quite a little scare.'

"Personally, I don't see what all the fuss is about."

'Can I help it if I was given TWO left feet?'

"...his friend is over 6ft tall with broad shoulders, sounds too good to be true!"

Made with 100% recycled material.

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

'You're here for a second opinion. My opinion is that there isn't a doctor with enough malpractice insurance to risk giving you a second opinion.'

'I'll accept that excuse for now, but you need to have a brain by Monday.'

'It' really nothing - we're just doing a bit of recycling.'

Frankenstein egg.

'Big deal! -- anybody can build a prefab!'

'How many times have I told you to put the strainer in the sink when you're brain washing?'

"The thing is Doc, is that I just don't know who I was anymore..."

Lost Property Office

Frank N. Stein - Evirnomentalist.

"So you are not my real father? Does that mean that I am adopted?"

"If you think he's playing too slow, then you go tell him."

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'Ooh! But neck piercings are soooo last season.'

"No, I'm Frank Bernstein. The guy you want lives in the old castle down the street"

"You see? That noise you heard was just the man-monster Daddy cobbled together using stolen cadaver parts."

Igor! This one's just right.

'The job calls for a man of many parts. Naturally I thought of you.'

'God's teeth - it's just not the same!'

Scientific monsters

'My head's in the shop, this is just a loaner.'

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

"I want to be upfront. At this point, I'm only looking for a casual hookup of Frankenstein."

Cat Frankenstein

Hi! I'm Frankenstein

"So, your friend Victor's a doctor?"