Frankenstein Aficionados Pillows

Colour "No, I'm Frank Bernstein. The guy you want lives in the old castle down the street"

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

I understand about the body parts, but did you have to put me in hand-me-down clothes?!

"Once again Igor is sent out for a brain and once again he brings back the wrong one. This time he returns with the brain of Libby 'Lipsticks' Harris the world kiss chase champion."

"You're from Transylvania? Which part?"

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

'Franken-fauna: Monopod Pig.'

'Big deal! -- anybody can build a prefab!'

Love at First Sight

'He likes to power nap.'

Out To Lurch

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

"Where can I find the lefts?"

'Head down...eye on the ball...'

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

The Frankenstein snowman.

Cat Frankenstein

"Liife! Give my conversation Liife!"

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

'I've got this splitting headache.'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

Thomas Keneally

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'

The Bride of Finkelstein!

"You're incredibly tight."