Frankenstein Aficionados Pillows

Colour "No, I'm Frank Bernstein. The guy you want lives in the old castle down the street"

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"Once again Igor is sent out for a brain and once again he brings back the wrong one. This time he returns with the brain of Libby 'Lipsticks' Harris the world kiss chase champion."

"Let me show you my latest D.I.Y. project."

'Franken-fauna: Monopod Pig.'

'Big deal! -- anybody can build a prefab!'

Love at First Sight

'He likes to power nap.'

Out To Lurch

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

Thomas Keneally

Cat Frankenstein

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

The Frankenstein snowman.

"Liife! Give my conversation Liife!"

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

'I've got this splitting headache.'

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

The Bride of Finkelstein!

Frankenstein's monster picking out his brain for the day.

Frankenstein egg.

"You know I hate birthdays!"

"You're incredibly tight."