Frankenstein Enthusiast Pillows

'I'm hoping he will be the solution to the nurses shortage crisis.'

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Love at First Sight

"Now all she needs is a brain. Of course if we can't find one, we could always dye her hair blonde I suppose."

'I give you my heart,'

Father's Day Greeting Cards.

'Please, no torch songs.'

'The villagers don't seem terribly keen on our neon Santa and Rudolph roof decorations.'

"Wait! Do you think the quick release bolts are a good idea?"

'He likes to power nap.'

Out To Lurch

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

The Frankenstein snowman.

"Liife! Give my conversation Liife!"

'I've got this splitting headache.'

Cat Frankenstein

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

"I've sewn on 2 right hands, and have made you ambidextrous!"

"You know I hate birthdays!"

"The problem is you say Nietzsche and expect everything to be just peachy."

'Big deal! -- anybody can build a prefab!'