Frankenstein Admirers Pillows

"I always start the day by reading my horror scope."

Love at First Sight

'He likes to power nap.'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

Out To Lurch

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

'I've got this splitting headache.'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

Cat Frankenstein

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

The Frankenstein snowman.

Thomas Keneally

"Liife! Give my conversation Liife!"

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'

"You know I hate birthdays!"

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

"I've sewn on 2 right hands, and have made you ambidextrous!"

'Big deal! -- anybody can build a prefab!'

Frankenstein egg.

Frankenstein's monster picking out his brain for the day.

'And this is scraps.'

The Bride of Finkelstein!

"You're incredibly tight."

"Hmmm...it doesn't have the same gravitas..."