Frankenstein Enthusiast Gifts

'I'm hoping he will be the solution to the nurses shortage crisis.'

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

Love at First Sight

"Now all she needs is a brain. Of course if we can't find one, we could always dye her hair blonde I suppose."

'I give you my heart,'

Father's Day Greeting Cards.

'Please, no torch songs.'

'The villagers don't seem terribly keen on our neon Santa and Rudolph roof decorations.'

"Wait! Do you think the quick release bolts are a good idea?"

'He likes to power nap.'

Out To Lurch

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

'Head down...eye on the ball...'

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

The Frankenstein snowman.

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

"Liife! Give my conversation Liife!"

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

'I've got this splitting headache.'

Cat Frankenstein

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

"May I ask what it's in connection with?"

'Apparently your DNA is composed of battery acids instead of nucleic acids.'

"You're incredibly tight."

Frankenstein's monster picking out his brain for the day.