Frankenstein Aficionado Gifts

"Peanuts, lactose and gluten are fine. I'm checking for garlic."

'Wait a minute... What the heck is frankincense?'

"The supply chain is a mess. I'm working with what I got."

Frankenhog.

'You know, it would have been REALLY NICE if you hadn't given me Hitler's arm!'

Frankenstein makes Pinocchio

Frankenstein D.I.Y.

"It all started with him wanting a pocket for his spare bolts."

"Oh sure, some random monster runs amok through the village, and the first person you pull in for questioning is my client!"

"Hey mate - wanna see a REAL scar..?"

"Everything points to your having a mid-death crisis."

Baggage Reclaim

Frankenstein's Monster receiving birthday present.

"But you can't leave me—your name is Bride of Frankenstein."

Product labeling: 'Genetically engineered'.

'My mad scientist doesn't understand me!'

'Igor, slip out and get a pituitary gland, a duodenum and a financier's brain.'

"You kids today - you don't know you're made."

'We were made for each other.'

'I've been recalled. Do I have any legal recourse?'

'His pitching arm went...'

Frankenstein's Monster Auto Mechanic

"But I only wanted a hair transplant!"

"The staff of this hospital would like to assure you, Mrs. Smith, that the brain of Mr. Smith ending up in Frankenstein's monster was entirely unintentional."

Love at First Sight

'He likes to power nap.'

Out To Lurch

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

Günter Grass

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"Where can I find the lefts?"