Frankenstein Fans Gifts

'Oh, great... Big date tonight and I've got a zit on my nose.'

Frank and Stein: Accountants.

"Well, you may have been given the brain of a madman... but you did get excellent teeth!"

Lost My Head...

'The tough part was finding a suitable donor. You know Igor - he means well, but he's never been all that picky.'

Rejection leaves a terrible scar....

"Well, that's done! Now all we need to do is build a dog!"

"What' this?! I said to find me a brain!"

". . . And what electricity we don't use we can sell back to the National grid."

'Frank Jones? Frank White? Frank Smith? Frank...oh, I give up, what other Frank is there?'

'Uh, Sir... would you please remove your neck bolts and try again?'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"...Could you come back later? He's in the middle of his banjo lessons."

Lenny the Cadaver dog had one heck of a story to tell the boys at the k-9 training...

Drat. Your bolts are metric,but my tools aren't.

"don't fear Igor, it will do for the time being."

Doreen beneath this brutish exterior beats the heart of a poet..I also have his kidneys and I think maybe his gall bladder,but I'm not sure.

'Sure, I'm made from recycled parts and I'm green, but that doesn't mean I'm an environmentalist.'

'The best part, Igor, is that I get to take him as 17 dependents!'

"Why, he's not violent at all, his bolt is too tight."

Love at First Sight

'He likes to power nap.'

Out To Lurch

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"You have issues? Be more specific, what issues?"

"Where can I find the lefts?"

'Head down...eye on the ball...'

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

The Frankenstein snowman.

'I need you to change my mind on something.'