Frankenstein Geek Gifts

The monster was surprised to receive a medical bill from Dr. Frankenstein.

"Talk nerdy to me."

Love at First Sight

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

'He likes to power nap.'

Out To Lurch

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

'You said the computer was coming between us. So I put your name as my password.'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

Loch Ness Beer Monster

'Head down...eye on the ball...'

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

The Frankenstein snowman.

'I've got this splitting headache.'

"Liife! Give my conversation Liife!"

'I need you to change my mind on something.'

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

Cat Frankenstein

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

"Hmmm...it doesn't have the same gravitas..."

Frankenstein egg.

"You're incredibly tight."

"I've sewn on 2 right hands, and have made you ambidextrous!"

"You know I hate birthdays!"

The Bride of Finkelstein!

'And this is scraps.'