Frankenstein Gifts

"Technology is making it harder to scare people"

"Once again Igor is sent out for a brain and once again he brings back the wrong one. This time he returns with the brain of Libby 'Lipsticks' Harris the world kiss chase champion."

"...Could you come back later? He's in the middle of his banjo lessons."

'Let me get this straight.. you don't want a BRIDE.. instead, you want a GUY FRIEND?'

" ... and let's hold off posting any 'selfies' on Facebook for awhile."

Love at First Sight

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

'He likes to power nap.'

Out To Lurch

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'I always cry at weddings!'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

'Yes, grammar rules do evolve over time, but making up your own to 'stay ahead of the curve' won't work in this English class!'

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"Where can I find the lefts?"

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

'Head down...eye on the ball...'

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

'I know you'll find this hard to believe but I am actually a self made man.'

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"

The Frankenstein snowman.

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated