Frankenstein Pillows

"Technology is making it harder to scare people"

"Once again Igor is sent out for a brain and once again he brings back the wrong one. This time he returns with the brain of Libby 'Lipsticks' Harris the world kiss chase champion."

"...Could you come back later? He's in the middle of his banjo lessons."

'Let me get this straight.. you don't want a BRIDE.. instead, you want a GUY FRIEND?'

Love at First Sight

'He likes to power nap.'

"Thanks to my wedding planner, everyone in the wedding is still talking to each other."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'What amazes me most is that years ago I couldn't even spell teacher - now I are one!'

Out To Lurch

Wishing Well, Wishing Good.

'Well,he certainly has his father's nose!'

"As this is a civil ceremony, I'd rather you took the vows without swearing."

"He thought he'd stand out more in a body suit."

'I always cry at weddings!'

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

"This makes Pamplona seem like child's play."

Doctor Frankenstein creates a new monster that makes the mob even more blood thirsty. Colour

'Yes, grammar rules do evolve over time, but making up your own to 'stay ahead of the curve' won't work in this English class!'

"Where can I find the lefts?"

Two grooms/wedding guests raise a glass.

"The new OS update should fix the bug that makes you want to murder everyone."

"Are you looking for metric or imperial sized neck bolts?"

"I hope you don't mind leftovers."

A man looking into a mirror saying "HA!"; his reflection looking back at him from the mirror is saying "!AH".

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

"If anyone has googled reasons that these two should not be married..."

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Fat Kid 14- Gets re-animated

"Just one more round guys...then I've got to get back to the church!"

"Liife! Give my conversation Liife!"

Cat Frankenstein

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

'I've got this splitting headache.'