Fritter Fanatic Gifts

'Don't be tempted, Mrs. Gruber, just mail those apple fritters right here to me!'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Sausages.

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

Friday

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

The last song before the party exploded.

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

Champagne Charlie.

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"That's just great! Enough with the public displays of affection!"

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

All work and no play makes jack a dough boy.

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

Wish You Were Beer

"Brian's in the kitchen doing some blind baking."

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

Cave Man Hanging Framed Cave Paintings

"Could I have the fires al dente?"