Fritter Fanatic Prints

'Don't be tempted, Mrs. Gruber, just mail those apple fritters right here to me!'

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Sausages.

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Friday

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

The last song before the party exploded.

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

Signing the declaration of independence.

Champagne Charlie.

"It's magically delicious...especially when you sprinkle...Halloween candy on it!"

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"That's just great! Enough with the public displays of affection!"

'There are shortcuts to making home brew, but taking a swig of malt extract and letting it ferment in your mouth isn't one of them.'

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

All work and no play makes jack a dough boy.

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

'But our secret ingredient is large quantities of Hilberg beer.'

Wish You Were Beer

Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!

Cave Man Hanging Framed Cave Paintings

"Brian's in the kitchen doing some blind baking."

"Could I have the fires al dente?"