Francois Hollande Aficionado Gifts

Francois Hollande.

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

'I started as an office boy and growled my way to the top.'

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

Abacus.

"It's a 12 inch chess board - the game's a foot."

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

Portrait of Shakespeare smoking.

Football Delivery

"Good heavens, Holmes! How did you deduce that I had recently lost my reading glasses?"

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

"Bartleson, are we cronies yet?"

Justice for a heckler.

"So, when will you start telling us about good vs bad cholesterol?"

"Sure I know there are more important things than football. There's Baseball, basketball, hockey..."

Albert Camus

"Hi Honey, I'm Holmes"

Mashed potatoes...

"Sometimes I question his priorities."

'These new ideas are silly, Father, the boiled tobacco tasted awful and you've spent an age trying to light that potato.'

"So. . . no, you are not going to root for another team."

'Can you tell me the nationality of Napoleon?'

This particular species, Mr. Bettman, can only evolve in southern Ontario.

'The curious incident of the dig in the night-gown.'

"Involuntary manslaughter. How about you?"

Lab Rat Rehab...

'Fred, everybody is here!'

Mobile Holmes.

"Two months in France and Spain gave me the courage to smoke again."