Blue Aficionado Gifts

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"Portrait of a Lady"

Omara Portuondo

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Back to school.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

Algorithm 'n' Blues

Jane Goodall's study of primates in the land of oz didn't go as well as her previous projects.

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

The Harper Plays Cricket.

Jack in the Box

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

Cristiano Ronaldo

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'Sounds like it'll flop.'

Thibaut Nicolas Marc Courtois

Football.

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

Fox hunting.

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

Blind mammal Johnson....part animal, all blues man!

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

Pea green