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'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"Portrait of a Lady"

Omara Portuondo

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"I believe I have just reached a whole new level of cozy."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

The Harper Plays Cricket.

Jack in the Box

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

Cristiano Ronaldo

Peak Beard/High Peak Beard

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

Pea green

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

Blind mammal Johnson....part animal, all blues man!

Fox hunting.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Football.

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

"It was your father's idea - He can't bear to miss a second of the game."