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"This next song's about our desperate struggle to please and chronic craving for approval. I really, really hope you like it."

Bluesman's Hospital - Looking back it does seem kinda stupid to be standing at the crossroads."

Man playing bum-note.

"Here's a blues number written about my inability to remember computer passwords."

"I'm sorry, I just don't feel like singing the blues today."

The Dog Pound Blues

'I see. So what you're saying is that you woke up this morning and your woman had done left you.'

The Regifted Blues

'Nobody wants to hear the 'Outta Work With The Eight Million Dollar Severance Package Blues'.'

'I'll start with a Blues tune about my woman leaving me and follow up with one about community property.'

'...and, this morning - you've got the blues.'

Blind mammal Johnson....part animal, all blues man!

Blues Music in a Litigious World

"Woke up this morning..."

"When it comes to good, old-fashioned roots music, this guy is the BEST!"

Blues Section...

"Ever since you punished me by taking my phone, I've been able to better relate to those blues songs you listen to."

Singing the blues

Blues Paint Chart.

"I've got those 'Don't worry about me, I'll just be here, all alone' blues."

Rural America: 'Ozarkers Unplugged'

'Woke up this morning with the blues. Cos my baby done left me an' taken my Prozac prescription with her.'

Lionel Hampton and Chuck Berry

Slim, a blues guitarist, was taking his meds again.

'I got them low-down, funky, nasty, stanky, back-alley, Memphis kind of blues.'

"I'm in the Bbm7 of my discontent."

"He was the finest bluesman I knew..."

Blind Republican Johnson, Conservative Blues Elephant.

"Either it's a toad trapped in a cement mixer, or Tom Waits is ordering room service."

Blues musicians who never found their audience