Blues Music Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Here's a little blues song I wrote about lost tax loopholes and lost entitlements.'

Mardi Gras

Guitarist

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

He kept up his guitar practise...

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Trump! The Musical

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Rap music

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Piano Recital

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Jazz is Invented

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

Saxophone Player.

'What rhymes with D minus?'

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

Guitar Man.

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.