Blues Music Enthusiast Gifts

'Here's a little blues song I wrote about lost tax loopholes and lost entitlements.'

Louis Armstrong

Mardi Gras

Guitarist

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

He kept up his guitar practise...

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

Trump! The Musical

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Piano Recital

Jazz is Invented

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

Rap music

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

Algorithm 'n' Blues

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'What rhymes with D minus?'

Chano Pozo,

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

Radiator jazz player

Freddie Mercury

Saxophone Player.

A cross section of the brain shows what a man thinks about.

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

Guitar Man.