Blues Enthusiast Gifts

Making a pact with the devil at the crossroads.

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

"'I'm a good dog, Mama, I'll bring you your daily news. I'm a good dog, Mama, I don't chew my master's shoes. But there's one thing life has learnt me - Even good dogs get the blues.' Blow some sweet harp for me, Lucky."

'When did you first notice he had the Blues?'

Blues artis's daily list

'When did you first notice he had The Blues?'

Psychiatrist's patient plays trumpet.

Cockerel sings the blues...

"No, Pamela, you do not have 'a right to sing the blues.' "

Derek Trucks Susan Tedeschi

'Woke up this mornin' with the end-of-financial-year-report blues.'

"My baby's only got three legs and I got the mange...."

'...My hurt'n' blue chip blues.'

"I woke up several times this morning"

Blues guitarists gather at the crossroads

"Woke up this morning, got those unsolicited email blues..."

"On the upside, all this bad shit could lead to a resurgence in the Blues."

"Now that's the blues."

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

"Our waitstaff dedicated this next number to long time regular customer Mister Newkirk. It's called 'Lousy Tippin' Blues'."

"When blues singers lose it"

'Here's a little blues song I wrote about how the rich get stuck with taxes. . .'

"It would sound more bluesy if you used the 'Devil's Interval'."

'I got those empty bed blues...' (Sign on piano reads 'This is a no Smirking Area.')

Blues consultant.

DOUR and TROUBADOUR

'I lost my freedooom...'

"I can find no legal reason why you can't sing the blues even if you haven't paid your dues."

'Blind Lemon's career had been going steadily downhill since he started taking prozac'

"This next song is about being unable to find your car keys. . ."

"I've got the English blues…still, mustn't grumble."

"Your wife ran off with your best friend? Interesting... go with that."

Joe Cocker has left the building

"I'm singing the 'no one LIKED my vacation facebook post' blues."

"Woke up this mornin', Found myself trapped in the Blues genre..."