Blues Enthusiast Gifts

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

"'I'm a good dog, Mama, I'll bring you your daily news. I'm a good dog, Mama, I don't chew my master's shoes. But there's one thing life has learnt me - Even good dogs get the blues.' Blow some sweet harp for me, Lucky."

'When did you first notice he had the Blues?'

Blues artis's daily list

'When did you first notice he had The Blues?'

Psychiatrist's patient plays trumpet.

"No, Pamela, you do not have 'a right to sing the blues.' "

Derek Trucks Susan Tedeschi

"My baby's only got three legs and I got the mange...."

'...My hurt'n' blue chip blues.'

"I woke up several times this morning"

"Woke up this morning, got those unsolicited email blues..."

"Now that's the blues."

Two people play the guitar and harmonica.

"Our waitstaff dedicated this next number to long time regular customer Mister Newkirk. It's called 'Lousy Tippin' Blues'."

"When blues singers lose it"

'Here's a little blues song I wrote about how the rich get stuck with taxes. . .'

"It would sound more bluesy if you used the 'Devil's Interval'."

'I got those empty bed blues...' (Sign on piano reads 'This is a no Smirking Area.')

Blues consultant.

'I lost my freedooom...'

"I can find no legal reason why you can't sing the blues even if you haven't paid your dues."

'Blind Lemon's career had been going steadily downhill since he started taking prozac'

"This next song is about being unable to find your car keys. . ."

"I've got the English blues…still, mustn't grumble."

"Your wife ran off with your best friend? Interesting... go with that."

"Woke up this mornin', Found myself trapped in the Blues genre..."

"I got the blues in the morning', I got the blues at night...' "Yeah, yeah."

Blue Bottle

Modern Life Blues

Complaints

"You have the case of the blues, Mississippi Red, but fortunately they're treatable with women, Cadillacs and big diamond rings."

"Here's one I wrote myself. It's called 'Blues for the Guy I'm Laying Off.'"

"Fall makes him sad."

"My woman done left me, ran off with my best friend.Well, my woman done left me, said she ran off with my best friend.Details are sketchy at this time,so let's go to Jennifer Diaz standing by in Washington."