Blue Enthusiast Gifts

"Since I'm here so often, and you're redecorating, my favorite color is blue."

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

'No, Timmy, we are not supposed to connect them.'

"Too bright."

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

They were mysteriously drawn together

Just call me Picasso!

Creative Baby.

Lots of famous art may have been inspired by taxes. Jackson Pollack's "Number 5" could be a visual representation of global regulations. And perhaps Rodin's "The Thinker" is a man trying to understand those rules. Maybe Roy Lichtenstein's "Ohhh ... Alright ..." shows a woman being told to continue holding to get her tax question answered. And they there's Edvard Munch's "The Scream" ... Nothing makes you feel like that more than preparing a tax return!

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"He's an abstract artist."

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"120 colors and no 'Sun' color!!"

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

"This next one is a typical blues number about exceeding your data plan limit, cracking your ipad screen, and losing your new ear buds."

Blues artis's daily list

"It's the poor artist who blames his crayons."

'Mom says finger painting was digital art before computers.'

'Why don't you use more blue? -- Blue is very popular these days.'

Modern Life Blues

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

'Pink isn't EITHER the new black!'

Crash Test Dummy Blues

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

'I WANTED to paint the room a shade of green, but gave up somewhere between chartreuse and citrine.'

Cockerel sings the blues...

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

Instant art