Blue-eyed Admirer Gifts

I knew my niche market would someday be validated! It's the blue-eyed, left handed, Sagittarius network!

'She's 24'-24'-24' but she has BIG blue eyes.'

The DaVinci Code

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

'You know too much,'

Bee flying to another flower.

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

Love

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

Elusive Shadow.

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

"Me, my dream would be to attend the Cheery Blossom Festival in Japan..."

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"So, how long have you been trying?"

'For Godsake,Archie! Will you just stop hovering!'

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

"That so turns me on."

Meet The Ghostwriter

Lover

Choirboy

'To attract the most talented spies we're changing our package . . . to jammie dodgers and a gobstopper.'

Moby the Private Dick.

"When is it time to stop smelling the roses and suck up the nectar?"

"The oath according to the Tolkien Pixie God of Goblinara doesn't apply here Mr. Brown."

It had to be you!

A Ghost

Dance To The Music Of Time