Blue-eyed Admirer T-Shirts

I knew my niche market would someday be validated! It's the blue-eyed, left handed, Sagittarius network!

'She's 24'-24'-24' but she has BIG blue eyes.'

The DaVinci Code

Fairy Library - Frontispiece to Jack and the Beanstalk

'You know too much,'

Bee flying to another flower.

"It can't be much of a life working all day, but at least he gets to wear a stripey jersey."

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

Say I'm the only bee in your bonnet

Love

"...We've traced your lineage all the way back to a 15th-century East European Count."

'Yes Mr Hare, you were right: He IS on steroids!'

Knight ponders on how to remove sword from the stone. Peasant onlooker says: 'You wanna get some WD-40 on that, mate.'

'You called me out of the blue... Cobalt, ultramarine, prussian, cerulean or phthalocyanine?'

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

'You know what would be really romantic? If, just for once, you sat at the tap end.'

Elusive Shadow.

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"Me, my dream would be to attend the Cheery Blossom Festival in Japan..."

"So, how long have you been trying?"

"That so turns me on."

Despite some initial reservations, the knights were often grateful for Guinevere's presence at the Round Table.

Meet The Ghostwriter

Lover

Choirboy

"When is it time to stop smelling the roses and suck up the nectar?"

Moby the Private Dick.

Clowns of the Baskervilles

...I'm here at the gruesome scene now. Yes, what began as a candlelight vigil,ended in mass tragedy when the thousands of moths in attendance became inexplicably drawn to each other's flames.

A Ghost

Dance To The Music Of Time