Fragile Item Enthusiast Pillows

"Careful with that - the wife made it at pottery class."

Agility God

Project Manager Showdown

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

'Please enter your pin now.'

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

'This new 'flexible working' scheme is a great idea. . . It helps us to identify staff who have a more balanced life. People who have interests outside of the office.'

Sale on Three Piece Suits, $10, 300 Polyester.

Shoppers of Mystery.

Stan's OK Deliveries

Caution Fragile

"...and this is our Agile project!"

You worry too much

Gravestone Epitaph - 'One surreal gag too far.'

Hand takes a shower,

"He married her for her stuff."

"It's a scan of a digital image of a photo of a painting of a sculpture of an impersonator of a forger -- want a copy?"

Man climbing mountain with sink plungers.

'Our founder.'

Movers throwing boxes out of a truck

"The hardest part was training the squirrel."

'I don't care how high he jumps. My name should be on top.'

A Real Find

'In my art I've always taken inspiration from the objet trouve. Which I generally pick up from the lost property office.'

"It's not officially part of the obstacle course, but I thought as long as I'm training him how to do things..."

Changing Room

'It's the best charity shop in the high street.'

An Amazing Discovery.

"Your wife collects stamps! That's nothing, mine collects fine china! You have no idea how stressful it is for me..."

Vintage Clothes: Small/Medium/Downsized

Adama Traore

5 & 10 Junk