Fidget Aficionado Pillows

"Cracking my knuckles grossed people out, so I switched to bubblewrap."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

The Rubber Ball Company

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Useless add-ons.

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'I can change! I swear!'

It's more than a mike!

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

'OK, it's a deal. You take my baths for me and I'll buy you some new toys.'

The Stomach Dance - inc. figure reminiscent of the Bon-Mots grotesques

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

"Hodgekins... you're like the annoying son I never had."

Fingers

'Hand me that gizmo, will you please?'

'As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff.'

'Being the first to experiment with the latest technology has its drawbacks.'

Violin Playing Snowman.

"I should have bought toys with better posture."

"I'm in for assault on a parent's foot."

The Three Bears - pocket version

'You shouldn't give that to a kid before bedtime. You know that will just wind him up.'

Boy playing and sundayschool teacher

Ask a Silly Question, Get A Silly Answer

'This hand puppet is ambidextrous. It can be used on either hand.'

'I know it's Benjamin Britten, but did you have to shift about so much?'

A very fast Australian racehorse (Black Caviar) is the pick of the sandpit.

Fun and games with wires.