Fidget Aficionado Pillows

"Cracking my knuckles grossed people out, so I switched to bubblewrap."

Dog Hunting Trophies.

The Rubber Ball Company

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Useless add-ons.

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'I can change! I swear!'

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

It's more than a mike!

'OK, it's a deal. You take my baths for me and I'll buy you some new toys.'

The Stomach Dance - inc. figure reminiscent of the Bon-Mots grotesques

LEGO profits.

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

'As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff.'

'Hand me that gizmo, will you please?'

"Hodgekins... you're like the annoying son I never had."

Fingers

'Being the first to experiment with the latest technology has its drawbacks.'

Violin Playing Snowman.

"I'm in for assault on a parent's foot."

Thank you for being able to celebrate in person and remotely. That you for the first responders who keep us safe. Thank you for the healthcare works who keep us healthy. Thank you for farmers and others who made this feast possible. Thank you for those who make pants with strong buttons!

The Three Bears - pocket version

"I should have bought toys with better posture."

'You shouldn't give that to a kid before bedtime. You know that will just wind him up.'

Boy playing and sundayschool teacher

'This hand puppet is ambidextrous. It can be used on either hand.'

Ask a Silly Question, Get A Silly Answer

Fun and games with wires.

A very fast Australian racehorse (Black Caviar) is the pick of the sandpit.