Fidget Fan Pillows

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

The trouble with printing your own ticket.

Packaging Russian Dolls

Pet a Puppy

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

Automatic swing machine

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

"We were out-gunned from the get-go. We're fidget spinners and they're Rubik's Cube."

"I suppose it's 'Empty Nest Syndrome', doctor. . . ever since Amber left for college I've felt so empty!"

"Better watch it, Sheriff. It's said this guy's dang near impossible to shoot and no jail can hold 'im."

'I know it's Benjamin Britten, but did you have to shift about so much?'

'Hey, you two! Stop that.'

How To Sit When You Are A Kid

At little Jessica's tea party, nobody ate a bite, claiming they were stuffed

A blue dog wearing headphones

Kim Jong-un flips the bird to the world with nuclear power.

Man places his foam hand under foam soap dispenser.

Life Drawing Class

'Quit moving!'

Foam proposal.

"Can you turn your video on, Ralph?"

'Yes, I know that running after balls and bringing them back to Master is pointless, but I just love it!'

Man with a giant foam thumb which says, '#1 Hitchhiker'.

'I'll give you Ho! Ho! Ho!

'They look like Tartars to me. Everyone, get out your fish sticks!'

'I'm not so much concerned about seeing floaters in my eyes as I am about the fact that I'm seeing inflatable duck floaties.'

"Fidget spinners, bubble poppers... I'm old school. I just bite my nails."

A Partridge in a Pear Tree

'Well no one told me it has to be alive!'