Fidget Fan Mugs

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

The trouble with printing your own ticket.

Packaging Russian Dolls

Pet a Puppy

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

'The kids want a new motto: instead of 'slow but sure' they've come up with 'fast and funky'.'

Automatic swing machine

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

Page from 'How to Draw' by Albrecht Durer

'I was wondering if you could take this box of squirrels and make something cool with them, like a wolf?'

"We were out-gunned from the get-go. We're fidget spinners and they're Rubik's Cube."

How many times have I told you not to leave it running?

"I suppose it's 'Empty Nest Syndrome', doctor. . . ever since Amber left for college I've felt so empty!"

No caption (Two children sit on floaties in a swimming pool. One of the floaties is shaped like a dragon. A mother and a father look on. The father is wearing a Viking horned helmet).

'Hey, you two! Stop that.'

"Better watch it, Sheriff. It's said this guy's dang near impossible to shoot and no jail can hold 'im."

'I know it's Benjamin Britten, but did you have to shift about so much?'

How To Sit When You Are A Kid

"No more for him, he has to drive."

At little Jessica's tea party, nobody ate a bite, claiming they were stuffed

A blue dog wearing headphones

'Quit moving!'

Life Drawing Class

Foam proposal.

Kim Jong-un flips the bird to the world with nuclear power.

Man places his foam hand under foam soap dispenser.

"Can you turn your video on, Ralph?"

'Yes, I know that running after balls and bringing them back to Master is pointless, but I just love it!'

Man with a giant foam thumb which says, '#1 Hitchhiker'.

'I'll give you Ho! Ho! Ho!

'I'm not so much concerned about seeing floaters in my eyes as I am about the fact that I'm seeing inflatable duck floaties.'

A Partridge in a Pear Tree

'They look like Tartars to me. Everyone, get out your fish sticks!'