Fidget Fanatic Mugs

How To Sit When You Are A Kid

'I know it's Benjamin Britten, but did you have to shift about so much?'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Useless add-ons.

The last song before the party exploded.

Genetic Fingerprinting.

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

Champagne Charlie.

Sales

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

'Son, you need to describe the boy who took your yo-yo to our Etch-A-Sketch artist.'

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

Fingers

Frenchy Fries, one of the world's greatest art forgers

'Do you smell something burning?'

"It seems I'm having some credibility issues."

Caution Fragile

"Neither party seems to be talking about cats."

Snow globe: "We're expecting clear skies... unless the kid comes along and shakes us up..."

'We're de-salting water?'

'Quick! Head for the factory. Environmental regulations have made it safer than going past the Bait Shop.'

Doug Kershaw

Factory Smoke

Lollipops, Inc. There are hundreds of suckers born every minute!

Fun and games with wires.

Water Ski Accident

Sibling rivalry (large scale division).

"That's the great thing about art, even a second-rate forgery like this can brighten up a room."

"Bubbles, huh? Call it what you want...it's still just gas."

'Oh, him - he's Sidney Panner our Time and Commotion expert'

'Damn - that was my idea.'

The trouble with printing your own ticket.

CORN.