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How To Sit When You Are A Kid

'I know it's Benjamin Britten, but did you have to shift about so much?'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Useless add-ons.

The last song before the party exploded.

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

Genetic Fingerprinting.

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

Champagne Charlie.

Sales

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

Frenchy Fries, one of the world's greatest art forgers

Midway through the show, a seamless switch, from air guitar this Celtic air fiddle.

Fingers

'Do you smell something burning?'

Caution Fragile

"Neither party seems to be talking about cats."

Snow globe: "We're expecting clear skies... unless the kid comes along and shakes us up..."

Factory Smoke

Water Ski Accident

'Quick! Head for the factory. Environmental regulations have made it safer than going past the Bait Shop.'

'We're de-salting water?'

Fun and games with wires.

Sibling rivalry (large scale division).

'Oh, him - he's Sidney Panner our Time and Commotion expert'

'Quit moving!'

'Damn - that was my idea.'

Spinning Violinist

The trouble with printing your own ticket.

"That's the great thing about art, even a second-rate forgery like this can brighten up a room."