Fidgeting T-Shirts

'I know it's Benjamin Britten, but did you have to shift about so much?'

"Fidget spinners, bubble poppers... I'm old school. I just bite my nails."

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Halo Frisbee.

"Put your phones on vibrate. Maybe they'll keep you awake."

'That's not the frisbee I tossed for you.'

Book on Thumb Twiddling

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

Fingers

"Sorry Mr. Gross, Mr. DeVries, but the firm has decided to go with the earthy, down-home fingerpicking of Ms. Aimee Parker-Grossman."

'Sorry, what was that?'

Hello, auto club? I have an emergency. What's happened, sir? Ever since I upgraded to iOS 8, my iPhone hasn't been syncing with my car stereo over bluetooth. I don't feel comfortable driving without being able to hear my "driving" playlist. How long till you get here? Sir, we're going to have to revoke your membership.

How To Sit When You Are A Kid

"I must be getting good, 'cause my dad told to go play for the neighbors!"

Follow me on Twiddle my thumbs.

The trouble with printing your own ticket.

"O.K., in three... two... one..."

Kim Jong-un flips the bird to the world with nuclear power.

'Quit moving!'

"Play around with these figures, Harry. I've given you the total I want them to add up to."

"You think the rash and fever is bad? Wait til you see this bill!"

"So, I threw the frisbee a little hard."

The Fiddler crab.

"Ms. Davis, get us some binders full of Latinos."

"How am I suppose to reach all the keys when the cartoonist only drew three fingers on each of my hands?"

Your place or mine, or right here?

'You know, Eno, it's ok if you lie a little on your online dating profile.'

"Cracking my knuckles grossed people out, so I switched to bubblewrap."