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"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

The Computer Bore

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'It seems to work, I couldn't afford a blackberry!'

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

May your Christmas be full of harmony

"Put your phones on vibrate. Maybe they'll keep you awake."

Boombox

Computer operator welding machine.

The Final Chapter.

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

'I need it for my electric blanket.'

'Why worry about intrusive electronic surveillance. If you've done nothing wrong, you should have nothing to hide!'

Welcome back students.

Swiss Army Stove.

"Santa said to stop making toys. From here on out we'll be making computers and phones. Does anyone know anything about technology?"

"Ey, Zoltan! Come in and fiddle around in here tonight."

"I like wine gadgets more than I like the wine!"

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

Better Living Through Technology

'I was texting when my pop spilled on my laptop, which made me drop my iPod. So you see, officer, it wasn't my fault. Blame technology.'

"You're still using that old thing? Just download Google Mars!"

"It's a smart toaster. If you can't figure it out, press the 'Dumb It Down' button."

"he also doubles as a cell phone charger!"

How to Rise with the Sun

Woman replaces her husband with her smartphone.

Gross! Get you external hard drive off the dinner table!

"The source of all those mystery tweets."

'Mom, you wouldn't believe all the stuff people had to know before computers!'

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

"Do you know of any good empathy apps?"