Fidget Afficionado T-Shirts

'Quit moving!'

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

The Rubber Ball Company

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'I can change! I swear!'

It's more than a mike!

'OK, it's a deal. You take my baths for me and I'll buy you some new toys.'

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

"If at first you don't succeed, buy me another drink."

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

Fingers

"Hodgekins... you're like the annoying son I never had."

'As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff.'

Violin Playing Snowman.

"I'm in for assault on a parent's foot."

'You shouldn't give that to a kid before bedtime. You know that will just wind him up.'

"I should have bought toys with better posture."

Party games.

The Three Bears - pocket version

'Of course I'll need to run some tests; but offhand I'd say it's some sort of fungus infection.'

Boy playing and sundayschool teacher

'This hand puppet is ambidextrous. It can be used on either hand.'

Ask a Silly Question, Get A Silly Answer

"Neither party seems to be talking about cats."

A very fast Australian racehorse (Black Caviar) is the pick of the sandpit.

'I know it's Benjamin Britten, but did you have to shift about so much?'

How To Sit When You Are A Kid

"And what have you done besides this seasonal job in toy manufacturing?"