Fidget Afficionado Gifts

'Quit moving!'

"Sorry. I just find rotating my head helps me to relax during the test."

The Rubber Ball Company

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Toy plane with pilot eject.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

Genetic Fingerprinting.

'I can change! I swear!'

'OK, it's a deal. You take my baths for me and I'll buy you some new toys.'

It's more than a mike!

'Talk about stuck-up! -- he has Masterpiece Theatre action figures!'

"How embarrassing, I'm literally glued to the television."

"If at first you don't succeed, buy me another drink."

LEGO profits.

Doll line: Quality Control - Too Creepy.

"Hodgekins... you're like the annoying son I never had."

'As I understand it, he has a whole other workshop in Hong Kong where they make all that electronic stuff.'

Fingers

Violin Playing Snowman.

'You shouldn't give that to a kid before bedtime. You know that will just wind him up.'

"I should have bought toys with better posture."

Party games.

The Three Bears - pocket version

"I'm in for assault on a parent's foot."

Thank you for being able to celebrate in person and remotely. That you for the first responders who keep us safe. Thank you for the healthcare works who keep us healthy. Thank you for farmers and others who made this feast possible. Thank you for those who make pants with strong buttons!

'Of course I'll need to run some tests; but offhand I'd say it's some sort of fungus infection.'

Boy playing and sundayschool teacher

"Neither party seems to be talking about cats."

Ask a Silly Question, Get A Silly Answer

'This hand puppet is ambidextrous. It can be used on either hand.'

A very fast Australian racehorse (Black Caviar) is the pick of the sandpit.

'I know it's Benjamin Britten, but did you have to shift about so much?'

How To Sit When You Are A Kid