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"Figure out what this thing does and get a second one half price!"

Evolution.

Early cyborg.

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Useless add-ons.

Dancing with the Star Wars

Fuzz - Max smashes his guitar.

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

'Still no improvement? Nurse, attach more gizmos.'

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

Another new, really cool-looking gadget in a desperate search for a problem to solve.

"They found a defect in the new chip. Looks like someone was asleep at the itty-bitty, teeny-weeny switch."

Sporting maladies.

Robot about to eat a battery

"It's called being preemptive."

"Other than going ahead and back an hour at daylight savings, professor, can your time machine travel to any other period in time?"

"Very angry birds"

Artificial Intelligence

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

...they can't take the factory out of the man - he's off to do some welding.

'Nothing says Christmas like a game of 'Death Slayer 4'.'

"I won't date an AI engineer unless he can pass the Turing test."

"I looks like a Martian dropped their phone. And by the size of it, I hope they're friendly."

"Someone just pinched my mobile phone"

'Hand me that gizmo, will you please?'

'Being the first to experiment with the latest technology has its drawbacks.'

'You are charged with assault and battery on a battery....'

'Employment agency: We have lots of jobs for robots, apps, drones.'

'How many more days until we let them know it's just a joke?'

"Relax, the chip shortage has nothing to do with the potato variety."

'I know it's Benjamin Britten, but did you have to shift about so much?'